aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.

(Source: teallikethecolor, via moodyrhubarb)

[whispers] i miss harry potter

[murmurs] i miSS HARRY POTTER

[exclaims] i misS HARRY POTTER

[yells] I MISS HARRY POTTER

[sCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS WITH A MEGAPHONE] I MISS HARRY POTTER

(Source: harryshorcrux, via fucky--barnes)

rimjets:

the most real tweet ive read all day tbh

(via wherewillallthereprobatesgo)

(Source: tornater, via misandry-mermaid)

"vaccinate your fucking kids"

holy shit do you know what year it is  (via fuckyeahtherealkiki)

(Source: callmeoutis, via heavenlyharlequin)

that-skinny-little-doll:

This caught me off guard and I probably laughed harder than I should have, omg. 

(Source: muffintop-less, via ttenthousandwordss)

officialunitedstates:

inmyheadandonmymind:

officialunitedstates:

did good on my bread final

no no no no. you did well, not good. you do well, you are good.

thanks for the grammar lesson but I don’t need it.  I’m majoring in bread

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