cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

(via teenytigress)

playwrightfate:

Tire Swing - Kimya Dawson 

I took the Polaroid down in my room 
I’m pretty sure you have a new girlfriend 
It’s not as if I don’t like you 

It just makes me sad whenever I see it 
'cause I like to be gone most of the time 
And you like to be home most of the time 
If I stay in one place I lose my mind 
I’m a pretty impossible lady to be with 

(via littleturtleduck)

illegal-humanity:

I just received this and I don’t know how I feel about where my life is headed

thursdaymorningchild:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

are you okay Hugh?

(via followmewithsilentfootsteps)

vanconcastiel:

hungrylikethewolfie:

lady-chyna:

logicislife:

jessycanhasblog:

irishsub:

Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome.

Oh wow these girls are brilliant.

These girls: 1
Tom Hanks: 0

Toccata and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian Bach.

I wonder how long it took to practice this shit

DRIFT COMPATIBLE, BABY

Bach would be Hella stoked

(Source: videohall, via fucky--barnes)

what-would-katharine-do:

I told my cat that the high statistics of rape terrified me and he bit me really lightly on the nose as if to say “I’m sorry you live in a society in which sexual violence against women is normalised and commonplace. I’m sorry that I am just a cat and as such can’t help to end the objectification of your gender.” And that made me feel quite a lot better.

(via lavendergardens)

bryko:

I’m watching Monsters Inc. with Pulp Fiction subtitles

(via awkwardcontent)

heavenlyharlequin:

My friends told me I look like a porn star 💀

Reblog if your penis is on fire right now like actually in flames

(Source: naniithran, via swarnpert)

iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

image

(via swarnpert)